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I am a Still Life Photographer
jack-plz
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Why I Am Here
- To make amends.
Last Visit: 2 days ago
keep those bees away from me.
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Wow, hey... that's a... hmm... damn. I don't know. How old am I? You mean, how old I consider myself or how old am I mentally or how old am I according to the Dr. Frankensteins that "made me"? 'Cause you're better off asking Bridge that kinda question. I mean, she's the Expert with a capital "E".
As far as I'm concerned, I'm an adult, end of story. I wouldn't know how to keep count anyway.
Hey Jack, Fontaine would really appreciate it if you came over and joined over conversion, 'cause I'm creeping him out, and your presence would make him feel better. So, uh, pretty please?
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Bar Wench in the AltMal Army. Desmond taught me how to mix martinis!
Yay. ^.^ And don't worry, I'm not that kind of creepy. More like creepy in the sense of that smiling clown statue that always looks like it's staring right at you and is always in the back of your mind and is exactly the reason you don't trust clowns. (For the record, I don't trust clowns either.)
Oh, uh, you don't need a link do you? If you go far enough into ~Cirque-du-Insanity's conversation it's somewhere in there.
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Bar Wench in the AltMal Army. Desmond taught me how to mix martinis!
I have a question for you, if you don't mind.
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I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.
Remember, walk lightly and always look up.
Alright, shoot. I'm warning you, though, puppies is not a valid subject. And you better keep your hands off the electric buck.
No, no worries. I'm a cat person as is, and I'm not really fond of the shotgun.
What I wanted to know, since how fast you grew up physically in a few short years, is how old you are? If that's alright.
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I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.
Remember, walk lightly and always look up.
Wow, hey... that's a... hmm... damn. I don't know. How old am I? You mean, how old I consider myself or how old am I mentally or how old am I according to the Dr. Frankensteins that "made me"? 'Cause you're better off asking Bridge that kinda question. I mean, she's the Expert with a capital "E".
As far as I'm concerned, I'm an adult, end of story. I wouldn't know how to keep count anyway.
I was thinking, how old do you consider yourself?
No offence or anything, but you seem more mid-thirties to me.
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I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.
Remember, walk lightly and always look up.
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Bar Wench in the AltMal Army.
Desmond taught me how to mix martinis!
Oh, uh, you don't need a link do you? If you go far enough into ~Cirque-du-Insanity's conversation it's somewhere in there.
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Bar Wench in the AltMal Army.
Desmond taught me how to mix martinis!
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Altmal Army's personal Whore... entertainment for a fee.
"L'arte non è mai finita, solo abbandonata." -Leonardo Da Vinci
"Art is never finished, only abandoned." -Leonardo Da Vinci
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Bar Wench in the AltMal Army.
Desmond taught me how to mix martinis!
Can I kidnap you and bring you to Fonty? We need to... uh... do some things...
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Altmal Army's personal Whore... entertainment for a fee.
"L'arte non è mai finita, solo abbandonata." -Leonardo Da Vinci
"Art is never finished, only abandoned." -Leonardo Da Vinci
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